What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.