What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!