Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.