Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to