Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)