What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.