What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness