What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

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What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!