What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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How are you vealing?

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!