What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Previous Random Joke Next
Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Illness Jokes More Illness Jokes

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!