What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!