Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!