Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?

A milk sheik.

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.