Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq