Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.