Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.