Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Espionage Jokes More Espionage Jokes

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.