Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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How many calls do I get?

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The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it