Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Tofu Jokes More Tofu Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

& Gt Jokes More & Gt Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt