What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

College Jokes More College Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine