Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.