Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!