Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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A wok-through.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!