What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao