Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there