Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.