Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.