Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.