Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Because the police charge you.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
He had firearms.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
When you sniff paint, you get high
His nose is wet.
Nostrildamus
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Marriage-u-wanna?
Why aren't you supporting me
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
A snowblower
Time