What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!