What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.