What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".