Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.