Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.