What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Ese Jokes More Ese Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.