The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Take a wok.
Autobots Roll Out!
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
A Jolly Rancher.
Algaebra...
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Holy Braille
Tequila Mockingbird
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
On rye on rye on rye.
A rye
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
Read a book, you dummies.
