Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!