Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter