Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!