How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.