How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!