Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What are you in the bathroom?

European

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.