Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin