Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.