What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin