What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.