Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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The spelling and pronunciation.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

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What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

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It Herzegovina

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it.