Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."