Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.