Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.