Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.