Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)