Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.