Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.