Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.