Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.