Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.