Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.