Doubloon Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Coop-cakes !

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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It was a Regal

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.