What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.