What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.