What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: