Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: