Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: