Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.