What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy