Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.