What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.