What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.