Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.