Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.