Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS