What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.