An alligatorus
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Blizzards.
Mariguana
Reptiles.
A Reptile Dysfunction.
Mariguana.
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?
Reptile.
a segreGATOR
Reptiles !
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An Insti-Gator
Ereptile Dysfunction
The insti-gator.
An investigator.
Gatoraids.
A navi-gator!
A Navigator
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Pu! Pu! Pu!
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because these colors don't run.
Au-burn
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
A mariguana.
