An alligatorus
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Blizzards.
Mariguana
Reptiles.
A Reptile Dysfunction.
Mariguana.
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?
Reptile.
a segreGATOR
Reptiles !
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An Insti-Gator
Ereptile Dysfunction
The insti-gator.
An investigator.
Gatoraids.
A navi-gator!
A Navigator
Thanks for the mammaries.
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
To look more like their mom.
A: Bach in the saddle again.
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
A rice crippy.
They might trip on the string.
A-flat minor.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
He had a reptile dysfunction
Turn on their windshield vipers.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Dead parents