Reptile Jokes

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A Reptile Dysfunction.

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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Ereptile Dysfunction

The insti-gator.

An investigator.

A navi-gator!

Turn on their windshield vipers.

He had a reptile dysfunction

A HISSStorian.

A fangfurther.

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Because they came from afar.

A scapegoat.

A deep friar.

Don't asp me !

A clockshund!

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Because he was biting.

He cut all his fingers off !

A reptile dysfunction.

Reptile disfunction

Reptile Jokes

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What do you call a reptile...?

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